In my 25 years of life I have done many things and let me just say I've never been to jail. Sept for that one time in Tijuana for public drunkeness. I've been to many places, seens many things and have held many jobs. This makes me qualified to answer anything. So give it a shot. Ask me anything and I'll answer it for you when I can.

I went to jail in TJ too! Were not so much different...

If your so amazing how come you were not sure that magnificent was spelled correctly or not...? JK

Ok a real question

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Ok a real question

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
ROTFLMFAO!!!! very good question:rockon:

It's quite obvious that your feet smell because it stomps mudholes in people's asses. Your nose runs because your feet smells.

When your pet birds sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?

No, he has been working undercover for years. He plans on turning you into the Mafia soon. Better find a new witness relocation.

No, he has been working undercover for years. He plans on turning you into the Mafia soon. Better find a new witness relocation.

damn bird, I had to take him out:brick: